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Hush Puppy 

A pejorative retail slang for window shopping customers (usually female) who like to try on numerous amounts of clothes and shoes but ultimately end up not buying them for a random pointless reason.

There are two types of hush puppies:

A Hush Puppy is a regular customer who has manners and may thank or apologize the sales associate for the inconvenience.

The Hush Bitch is a mean and/or rude customer who do not show manners. They will leave the store without word and will usually do it when the sales associate is at the storage looking for a shoe they asked for.

Both versions are equally annoying. Hush puppies and hush bitches alike are the mortal enemies of sales associates.
Sales Associate A: Dude, I had the worst day today. A Hush Puppy came to the store, asked for 5 pairs of shoes, and then said she didn't like them and just left.

Sales Associate B: Man, that's nothing. Today, a Hush Bitch asked me for 3 pairs of shoes in 2 different sizes, then just left when I was coming back for the other sizes.
Hush Puppy by frp19 October 18, 2009

Hush puppy 

Be quiet and take this puppy
I almost exposed him, then he gave me a hush puppy.
Hush puppy by Female7777777 September 30, 2019

Hush puppy 

A girl you need aid with but can't disclose to your ckoser homeboys because she's very unnatractive.
I needed with a hush puppy last night, please keep this on the low.
Hush puppy by AaliyahAaliyah May 19, 2022

hush puppy 

it means to be silent, to stop making any type of noise . or another meaning stop talking shit before i beat the fuck out of you and paralyze you for the rest of your miserable life.
hush puppy. that's all it takes two little words.

polynesian hush puppy 

When a male ejaculates into their partner’s eye and it proceeds to become infected.
I gave my friend a Polynesian hush puppy last week during a threesome.

japanese hush puppy 

When a female takes a lemon puts it up her anus while she's having sex
It's insane that Kelly allergic to lemon I was going to do the Japanese hush puppy
japanese hush puppy by Shadow anus November 16, 2017