hurted

Same as "hurt" which doesn't have a past tense, but some idiots will think it does.

Blonde - "I fell down the stairs, that hurted"
Brunette - "Hurted? No, you mean it hurt"
Blonde - "No, it hurted, because it's in past tense"
Brunette - "Stupid blonde..."

by Wey Pooh April 13, 2007

Hurted

The word that I use when something hurts but Its also when I can’t English.

I just popped my neck- that hurted.

by Skittles- the one and only June 21, 2020

Spicy Hurtado

When you can’t find your baster so you just shove a rock of meth into your butt raw dog style.

Give me the spicy Hurtado, batch!

by HungOverit April 1, 2021

hurtado

Sexy nigga jawline on point

Hurtado jawline god😂

by Lpsbsnsiis August 9, 2017

Hurtd

When sum really fucking hurts like a bitch.

Oh shit dawg dat shit hurtd.

by Smexy allie June 16, 2020

hurted

hurt but make it ✨hurted✨

i am very hurted

by tellmetheduckstory October 27, 2020

hurteded

like getting hurt but very intense

That shit hurteded
I'm going to make sure you don't get hurteded
oh boi that really hurteded

by hurtededman February 8, 2018