hurling

probably the toughest sport on earth and one of the oldest.
Forget all you yanks going on about 'football' and lacrosse being SO hard. This is the daddy of them all. Played mostly in Eire where it originates but also played quite a bit in the UK.
There is a Scots version called Shinty that is just as fast

by bigmeuprudeboy October 28, 2003

Hurlingham Grounds

Pretty place in Putney, (Not to be confused with Fulham!) Pretty place cuz there be some EPIC gardening team (and the grounds do a bit too) ;) A team so fab due to the all-time Saint Frannie who will always be remembered because she is such a boss! ;)

Marcin: "Hey man! You know that awesome chika Frannie yeah?"
Edo: "Ofc bruvo who doesn't?! She's leaving the Hurlingham Grounds team! *sniffcrysniff*"

by BossofTheBoss March 26, 2017

hurling hardon

When u have food poisoning but simultaneously horny. Therefore have no choice but to puke with a boner.

Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.

by Herbothy May 10, 2018

hurdling in the Special Olympics

to trip over furniture while drunk.

I spilled my beer and sprained my ankle while hurdling in the Special Olympics.

by G. Humbert III June 11, 2006

Hurling Hookup

Occurs when both parties are so trashed that hooking up immediately after both have hurled and probably look/taste disgusting still seems appealing

Anna: I just saw Brittany throwing up. Where's Steven?

Sam: I don't know, I just saw him puking too. He looks really gross.

Anna: Ugh they're probably having a hurling hookup

by Samponanna April 19, 2009

Hurling

Organized team fighting with weapons and a sliotar thrown in to keep it honest.

The hurling got fair saucy yesterday, some slaps thrown

by Legopimp August 5, 2018

Hurling Fudgsicle

The Hurling Fudgsicle is act of fornication that occurs when a female is in a hunched position while vomiting.

While in this position, the male holds her hair back while entering the anus.

Woman - "Honey, I don't feel good, I think I'm going to hurl."

Man - "Let's turn that into a Hurling Fudgsicle then why don't we?"

by Dirty-Dave October 4, 2009