hurk

1. The sound one makes when recieving it up the ass.

2. The sound one makes after either bombing a test or recieving a ridiculously difficult project.

When I saw the first question on that test I was like "HURK"

by NightVisionNinja May 22, 2004

hurk

To hide and lurk at the same time

"Where did Derp go?"
"Oh he's hurking, just say something to him, he'll probably reply"

by Rfsancho October 13, 2011

hurk

Can be used as an expression of sickness, like "WTF THAT'S GROSS". Can also be used in surprise.

"HURK my cat just threw up!"

by Heza January 17, 2003

Hurk

To suck a dick. Originates from the sound made during a blowjob.

"It smelled bad but I just hurked away and got the job done."

by showmeyours August 18, 2016

hurk bleh

The two words one grunts to signal his or her death. Introduced by Church of Red Vs. Blue, this expression is also used by Tex, some religious nut, and some guy named Captain Flowers in a past timeline.

Tucker: "Church! Talk to me! It's going to be OK man!"
Church: "Tucker...I'm not gonna make it...Tucker, there's something I need to tell you."
Tucker: "What is it?"
Church: "I just want you to know...I always hated you...I always hated you the most."
Tucker: "...Yeah. I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick."
Church: "OK...HURK! bleh."

by PvtChurch April 28, 2005

Sloppy Hurk

When you deep throat a cock so hard you puke and then use it as lube

Chris gave mike a Sloppy Hurk for his birthday

by El mucho ding dong June 24, 2016

hurk

the act of jerking off; for lack of better terms.

i hurked today after school and came all over the place.
My mother beat me because it got all over the her favorite bra.

by pervert man May 21, 2007