Hung like a clown

To be well endowed. To have a penis so large that you cannot get fully erected without passing out from lack of blood flow to the brain.

Me: "Dude! Did you see Ben in the Shower? He's hung like a clown. I couldn't look away"
Pete: "You know what they say about a man with big feet? ....Ouch!"

by Rex Uranus December 8, 2021

hung like a horse

This term implies that a man has the endowment alike to that of a horse.Beyond 9". Seen as inhuman.

Stephen was hung 14 inches when erect and called himself the stallion king, he was therefore hung like a horse.

by Andre June 17, 2006

hung like a horse

used to describe someone with a huge penis

you are hung like a horse.

by -rinder May 24, 2002

Hung like a French man

A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of every woman.

Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of a dude , he was a real dream, Hung like a French man.

by Meretrix-Maximus September 26, 2021

Hung like a French man

A guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.

Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this dude. He was a real dream, hung like a french man.

by Meretrix-Maximus September 27, 2021

Hung like a fruit bat

A person with an extremely large penis in proportion to their body.

Eric leaves three tracks in the sand when he walks on the beach he is hung like a fruit bat.

by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 6, 2011

hung like a gorilla

A veiled insult. A gorilla's penis is only approximately 1.25 inches long when erect.

Man: Are you sure I'm big enough for you...?
Woman: BAYBAY don't worry you be hung like a GORILLA!

by Urban Dictionary March 27, 2012