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humpus

the act of wanting to hump and/or have intercourse with a non-human entity
i wanna humpus a wumpus
by PvP-English March 17, 2021
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Humpenscrump

it is an verb/action that is greater than sex
I heard John and Jane humpenscrumped a few days ago, I didn’t realize they were friends with benefits.
by NonaK98 September 27, 2018
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metal humpers

a person who rides bmx bikes at skate parks, even when it is clearly posted, "no bikes allowed." characteristics include "snaking" your run, trying ridculus tricks they can never do, and clogging areas by just standing in a larg group in an inapproperate place.

the name is given to them by bladers and boarders who grow tired of their presance. it comes from the fact that the seats on their bike is positioned in a fashion so the skinny part of it is jammed directly up their rectum after every trick that they try to do.

they should also be given the most credit for tearing things up with their pegs. in short, the reason why most people don't want skating on their property, ruining it for everyone else.

also called rump riders, biker fags, homo riders, emo bike fags.
blader: damn metal humpers are tearing up the rails again with their pegs.

boarder; yeah, don't they realize that no one wants them here.
by dark_graham May 31, 2006
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Chicken Humpers

Little bundles of joy created by slicing chicken filets into thin approximately half inch strips.

The soon-to-be humpers are then thrown in a bowl, where they hump.

The humpers are then added to a saute pan over medium to high heat.

*Be sure to seperate humpers during the cooking process. They should NOT be allowed to hump.

Drizzle with humper sauce.
"Don't be such a chicken humper. That's illegal."

"These chicken humpers are delicious!"

"Yo, you guys got humpers?"
by Kabooblers January 2, 2008
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Humpersuckle

When a man spits orange juice at a females nipples and sucks it off her body back in
“That humpersuckle was fire last night
by Etc October 1, 2025
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