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humped the shark

A reverse reversal of fortune.

When a company or, oh, say a TV sitcom (aka Happy Days), begins a downward spiral, the moment that the spiral began they are said to have "jumped the shark". However, if by intelligence or more likely pure chance, said company or sitcom turns the downward spiral around and all of a sudden they are in the black or renewed for another season, they have "humped the shark". Okay, what it means is Fonzie jumped the shark and then turned around and humped the powerful beast and who wouldn't renew a show that had the cojones to do that in the '70s?
Man, Apple really jumped the shark with Newton back 1993.

Yeah, but they humped the shark when they came up with the iPod. I sure hope they don't jump it again with the iPad.
by yowaldo August 6, 2010
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Humped-Back Whale

A morbidly obese person, usually female, who is willing to take it in their ass to make themselves more appealing.
That fat office bitch Virginia is a total humped-back whale according to the custodian. I should call her!
by The Iron Deuce November 3, 2011
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humped the pooch

1)Commit a really stupid act
2)To get oneself in legal trouble
3)To copulate with a canine (seldom used, hopefully)
I borrowed my mom's car, got drunk and really humped the pooch.
I really humped the pooch when I deserted the Army.
by Beckster October 7, 2005
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Plane Humped

when despite your best efforts you are are unintentionally

groped by the stranger sitting in the seat next to you during a plane trip.

Most commonly occurs during long haul flights, after alcohol or sleeping aids are consumed.
I was watching the in flight movie when I the guy next to me passed out and plane humped my shoulder!

I woke up and the chick beside me was passed out with her hand on my thigh- I so got plane humped!
by EmSquared725 September 15, 2010
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Trump Humped

The act of a person taking a pussy picking it up an eating the whole thing.
You Trump Humped someone so don't say a thing
by TRUMP=SUICIDE November 14, 2016
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rhino humped

goin up behind sum1,then grab them by their shoulders,an take ur knee n shuve it into the persons ass as hard as u can.
fuck i got rhino humped by ronnie the other day n it hurt so bad!!!
by travis polovich July 22, 2006
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dry humped the bunny

Participating in an activity that is extremely boring, provides no pleasure or is a major time waster. Could be at work, a party, etc. An event that attracts douche bags.
Mike: "What did you do last night?"

Marc: "Dude, I went to this lame party. They ran out of beer and hot chicks. I totally dry humped the bunny last night."
by Rock Falcon September 2, 2009
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