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Originally the Hummel was a temporary solution made by the Nazis during World War II to make the 15 cm howitzer gun (type of big artillary) mobile. This design proved so successful that it remained into service until the end of the war. The Hummel made its first appearance at the battle of Kursk.
"Hummel" means "bumbelbee" in German.
by Dan the Man July 18, 2008
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hummeled

(verb) To be blasted to smithereens by a seemingly unpreventable force.
Joe lost when his army was hummeled from across the river.
by Zott September 22, 2007
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hummel

Fat ass

A person who is attracted to food, eats too much, and has a gravitational pull.
Timothy Hummel; Dir of Bands in East Troy.
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Kurt Hummel

A character on Glee. He is adorable and super cute. He is played by Chris Colfer. Kurt came out to Mercedes first, after she thought they were dating, even though Kurt was just spending time with her. In Preggers, Kurt is caught dancing to Single Ladies by his Dad, who is played Mike O' Malley. Brittany covers for him, saying that he is in football. He becomes the kicker for the McKinely High football team, helping them win their first game in FOREVER. The night, Kurt comes out to his dad, his dad acepting him. Kurt has a huge crush on Finn, the lead football player, and the boyfriend of Quinn.

In Ballads, Kurt is paired up with Finn to sing a duet. Kurt helps Finn get though the whole baby business, and near the end of the episode, Finn asks, "So, what's your ballad for us?" And Kurt says, "*I honestly love you. . .*" And Finn doesn't get it, heartbreak in Kurt's eyes.

In Hairography, Kurt gives Rachel a makeover, trying to help her impress Finn, making her dress like a slut. Finn tells her that he likes the old Rachel. Rachel storms to Kurt, yelling at him. She tells him, "It doesn't matter what number I am, I will always be infront of you, because I'm a girl!"

People often find Kurt paired with Puck, Finn, and Mike. People find Puck and Kurt together would happen Puck is a stud, and he'll do whatever the hell he wants.
Me: HEY! Didn't you just love Glee last night?
Jill: Yes! Kurt Hummel is so cute!
Me: I feel so bad for him. Bless his little, stylish heart.
by Loulouthesweet January 2, 2010
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Hummel Park

Park located in the deep, north, ghetto part of Omaha. It is known for the "devil steps" that have a different number when going up then going down. It is said to be one of the most haunted places in Omaha, NE. It is home to several linching and murders. There are also albinos haunting the park, hiding in the trees. It is also where Justin Bieber was conceived.
Her body was found at Hummel park, the albinos probably killed her.
by Aqualoper April 10, 2011
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hummel hammer

1. To put your own fecies and a sock and strike another person/people in the face.

2. slang

shit in a sock and hit someone in the face.
Oh last night when john wasn't looking i did a hummel hammer to the back of his head.
by bamzcky April 10, 2005
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Hummel Helicopter

The act of taking a shit in a sock with a hole in the end and then spinning the sock in a circular motion above your head. This usually results in small chunks of shit flying out of the hole in the sock at some considerable velocity.
I performed the best hummel helicopter ever last night, those walls may as well have been painted brown.
by Poop Flinger May 28, 2012
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