The third most intelligant species on the planet Earth, despite believing themselves to be the most intelligant.
by Atog April 30, 2005
The only creatures I can think of that don't need a REAL reason or justification for hurting, killing, or manipulating each other.
Other animals do what they do for survival, territory, or competitive reproduction. They may act vicious, but none act that way for fury or a simple desire to kill, especially not to their own species.
This, of course, only applies to very few people; such as serial killers, terrorists, war criminals, etc. It's still kind of interesting to think about, especially if you're... just a freak.
Other animals do what they do for survival, territory, or competitive reproduction. They may act vicious, but none act that way for fury or a simple desire to kill, especially not to their own species.
This, of course, only applies to very few people; such as serial killers, terrorists, war criminals, etc. It's still kind of interesting to think about, especially if you're... just a freak.
Attention all humans, you can see why I spend more time posting online or out in nature than conversing with you now.
Truth is, I'm kind of afraid of all of you.
Truth is, I'm kind of afraid of all of you.
by I'm just a freak October 10, 2012
by humanhater January 17, 2008
by That_One_Guy29 February 02, 2018
A race which has produced such beauties as music, art, culture, and has the capacity for compassion, learning, and kindness, a trait not exhibited by any species. The race is the only one to produce a technological global civilization of dizzying complexity that has managed to reach the limits of space and is also the only one to experience tremendous technological and social progress over time. They've gone from being a sexist, racist, xenophobic, greedy, and venally driven race, to one that has at least become far more open, tolerant, free, and compassionate. Despite what misanthropes and cynics would say about humanity's supposed "progress" and all of their shortcomings and flaws, humans are in fact making progress and have boundless amounts of potential.
Humans have made more progress in the past 3 centuries than in all of history before that point. In that time, they've made tremendous social progress, uplifting and empowering billons with the decline of sexism, intolerance, and slavery.
by A hopeful man October 28, 2020
An intelligent species of bipedal, mostly-hairless mammals that are the current dominant species on the planet Earth. Unless you're an alien geologist that just dug up an old server and is studying the definitions on Urban Dictionary, you are one of these humans.
Humans create the most advanced, most complex societies currently known to exist, orders of magnitude more complicated than even ant societies. As we industrialized our homeworld, we started altering the environment, both in positive and negative ways. Artificial reefs help to bolster marine life while pollution from our factories, power plants and industrial sectors is accelerating the deterioration of global ecosystems.
Humans are going to leave Earth soon, though, and begin colonizing other worlds. This is called an "interplanetary civilization." The current main target is Mars, the fourth planet in the solar system. As space technology advances, we come closer and closer to our future destiny of a space-faring civilization.
Humans are mainly known for being pessimistic fucks that can't stop fighting over meaningless red herrings. However, people who like to point this out often are pessimistic fucks themselves that don't do anything to advance society and instead just whine and complain, pretending to be depressed over a few problems that humanity has. It's absolutely awful.
Seriously. Shut the fuck up and move on with your life. God damnit.
Humans create the most advanced, most complex societies currently known to exist, orders of magnitude more complicated than even ant societies. As we industrialized our homeworld, we started altering the environment, both in positive and negative ways. Artificial reefs help to bolster marine life while pollution from our factories, power plants and industrial sectors is accelerating the deterioration of global ecosystems.
Humans are going to leave Earth soon, though, and begin colonizing other worlds. This is called an "interplanetary civilization." The current main target is Mars, the fourth planet in the solar system. As space technology advances, we come closer and closer to our future destiny of a space-faring civilization.
Humans are mainly known for being pessimistic fucks that can't stop fighting over meaningless red herrings. However, people who like to point this out often are pessimistic fucks themselves that don't do anything to advance society and instead just whine and complain, pretending to be depressed over a few problems that humanity has. It's absolutely awful.
Seriously. Shut the fuck up and move on with your life. God damnit.
by NotPieGuy March 05, 2021
In The Words Of The Great Band Cattle Decapitation
The human body, in its systematic nature,
has 3 primary objectives:
1) Procreate
2) Food Intake
3) The elimination of waste
This is the human equation
One half is feces, the other mammal
The human is shit.
This is what you've become
The end result of human stupidity
Another mesh of flesh with no dignity
A solid waste with dull neuronal activity
2000 years from now
they'll discover our copralite
learn of disease and parasite
enough to know what made us tick
enough to make them sick
anatomy...
scatanthropology...
the study of man
Micturate - here's to your health
Defecate - upon the self
Felch - the goddamn sphinct and
Gurgle - it's disgusting contents
Playing king of the hill
On a mountain of manure
On a planet called earth
Mirroring what we're worth
We are nothing but a failure
Evolution took a shit
In my heart, through these eyes
Humankind in its own shit resides.
2000 years from now
they'll examine our copralite
gain perspective and insight
enough to know what made us tick and
that we're made of shit
The human body, in its systematic nature,
has 3 primary objectives:
1) Procreate
2) Food Intake
3) The elimination of waste
This is the human equation
One half is feces, the other mammal
The human is shit.
This is what you've become
The end result of human stupidity
Another mesh of flesh with no dignity
A solid waste with dull neuronal activity
2000 years from now
they'll discover our copralite
learn of disease and parasite
enough to know what made us tick
enough to make them sick
anatomy...
scatanthropology...
the study of man
Micturate - here's to your health
Defecate - upon the self
Felch - the goddamn sphinct and
Gurgle - it's disgusting contents
Playing king of the hill
On a mountain of manure
On a planet called earth
Mirroring what we're worth
We are nothing but a failure
Evolution took a shit
In my heart, through these eyes
Humankind in its own shit resides.
2000 years from now
they'll examine our copralite
gain perspective and insight
enough to know what made us tick and
that we're made of shit
by Supreme Vampiric Evil November 22, 2007