Humanoid Artoo-Detoo

a midget on rollerskates dials and speaks into a speakerphone. You catch them and force a garbage can over their head, then continue to push them down a street.

Lets go humanoid artoo-detoo the nieghbors husband, he's been acting like a dick lately

by Gessika October 29, 2012

Humanoid

An imbecile. Or idiot for lack of a better word. Used by someone who is not of low mental capacity or reasoning, someone clever.

Invariably used to describe masses of idiotic people at any one time, in a sort of sheep in the flock.

NB: They are the ones who climbed out of the primordial slime after all us intelligent people who contribute to the world

Carl: Did you watch X Factor last night?
Dave: No way! I don't watch that crap! It just feeds the humanoid masses who have made a mess of this country.
Carl:...
Dave I'm off the pub. Enjoy watching that shite.

by LoneDragoon90 November 28, 2009

humanoid

n. - A human that is very annoyed because they didn't get away with pretending they were humanoid.

"Those self proclaimed leaders are pissed off that their money laundering scheme didn't work when nobody believed they were humanoids".

by MountainCREAMERY December 28, 2016

HumaNoiD

A 1337 person that could pwn your ass on the internet and real life. Usually can be found on www.hl2world.com and www.halflifesource.com.
Usually lives in a den. www.humanoiden.tk

"n00b: OMG STFU HALO 2 ROX0R!1!
HumaNoiD: shut the hell up and get the fuck out of this forum, or prepared to be bitch-slapped"
"OMFG HUMANOID JUST PWNED ME AT CSS!!1!"

by HumaNoiD November 19, 2004

equine humanoid

A half-horse, half-human creature. Equine humanoids smell extremely bad, and their asses are quite ripe bent over. They are an endangered species these days. Only 10 equine humanoids exist worldwide. In the United States, there is Horseshit Breath (Louie); and Louie's nemesis Mack, who recently moved to the US from London.

An equine humanoid took a deuce and obstructed traffic on the thruway.

by Zuger June 17, 2003

Humanoid

A person who weighs 300 lbs and is too muscle bound to move any part of his body other than his neck, legs, and fingers.

When the Humanoid enters the gym, the ground shakes as he passes.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

humanoid-anti-legs-pee.

pee

humanoid-anti-legs-pee. poop on the sink xdxdd

by banananannanan1 May 23, 2021