humanities

The worst fucking subject after maths.

If you enjoy this subject kys or just get hurt badly.

'Yo what class you got next?'
'Ugh fucking humanities'
'Praying for you bro'

by cooch13destroyer March 5, 2021

Humanities

humanities is that class. yes that faggoty class that gives too much homework. catch a guy working on his ce in passing periods. watch a bro get molested by the 32-page reading he forgot to do. can you complain and skip? no. they strategically give you so much homework but over a span of 2 or more days so u always had the other day(s). oh youre a sophmore? ggs ur english. they crack jokes (and maybe some blunt if u in the crib type shit foo) in class for the entire class or lecture you on your ass time management.

3:52 AM:
"yo wat u up to ma boi, im gaming rn, its getting late" - non humanities-taking friend
"nigga, im doing my religions chart. i just got like 42 more columns" - you (cus u take hum)
"bro wat were u doing all day bruh?" - friend
"abc project, olympus project, 3 practice CEs, 2 major CEs, map quiz & unit test stud." - you
"..." - friend
"oh yea i cant forget my 13 page WHAP textbook, 2 epic, 21 HUM book readings and hum experience" - you
"nig-" - friend
"SHIT- my 10 min SSR & SAQs & LEQ practice" - you
"you might as well mcnutt yourself" - god

by masterWhipper69 October 20, 2022

Humanities

The humanities were invented because the intelligent people of the Renaissance period grew tired of listening to stupid people. As a result, they came up with the idea to make the humanities legitimate "studies" in which people, in the most verbose possible way, list obvious, surface-level, truths of the universe and relay them back to one another as if they were sharing knowledge. All of the stupid people have been occupied since.

Person 1: Hey, what's your major?
Person 2: (insert humanities major here)
Person 1: I'm sorry to hear that.

by JohnNashJr August 28, 2014

Humanitis Infectee

One or more persons inflicted with a common, deadly, horrific disease called "Humanitis."

El Dorado High School (also known as Eldo) teaching staff in Placerville, CA, United States.

Barnes, you are a total Humanitis Infectee.

by Frank Frankette November 1, 2007

humanities prep

jadas school in new york city

jada goes to humanities prep

by rocky raccoon November 13, 2004

humantic

It means something very big

That’s building is humantic

by anonymous September 9, 2020

Humanities

worst subject in the history of ever

Humanities? More like Human Titties

by eelwastaken May 26, 2021