Huffer

The act of farting into (usually) a females mouth. The female than swallows the gastronomical release and proceeds to snowball it back up into the passer of gas's mouth.

For some fucked up reason my girl loves it when i give her a huffer.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

huffer

Wreckage of the site that shall not be named.

"Wreckage is a total queer huffer."

by Sweet Emotion October 28, 2003

Huffer

Describes a person who is grumpy, narky or has the disposition to go off in a huff

Alfie, some mornings you can be such a huffer!

by moss12 March 9, 2014

Huffer

One of the nicest and most awesome people you will ever meet. He knows how to please woman and is very kind hearted. Has a short temper at times but you can always count on him to have your back.

Wow! That guy is a complete Huffer.

by websterabstract November 12, 2016

Huffer's Law

aka - Blazer's Law

When smoking a joint in front of a random house, the owners of that house (and only that house), will always arrive mid session to either:

a) park the car in the driveway
b) come out to walk the dog
c) water the lawn at 2am

thereby disturbing the smoking and thus creating more paranoia than there would have been.

Avi: Yo, nice dube man!
Rozy: Thanks! Oh shit these people are coming home!
Avi: Obviously! It's Huffer's Law man!

by Killdjan December 20, 2008

Huffer's law

Huff, huff, pass!

Don't be a Bogart with the paint thinner, pass that rag bro, Huffer's Law states that one shall give up the can and rag after two full breaths.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Fart Huffer

One who enjoys smelling farts, either self-flatulated or those originated from another man or animal. Fart huffing typically involves a series of deep and aggressive inhalation cycles, sometimes aided by a cupping motion of the palm, fanning the fart from the asshole to the nose.

I was amazed to see Jimmy huffing his dog's silent farts. He huffed as if posessed, and it made me sick to my stomach. I guess Jimmy is a real fart huffer.

by The Boney July 27, 2006