Mad Horny Calob Humanoid

A very horny old milf with big saggy tits with a buttplug shoved in her anus!

Chris: That old milf is a mad horny calob humanoid!
Joey: I agree!

by Mad Horny Calob Humanoid January 4, 2017

subsonic humanoid

A person born with a deformity of the skull, making thier head look like 2 Liter bottle of pepsi. Without knowing it, they are constantly sending out subliminal messages in everything they say. You may not be paying attention to it when it speaks because it sounds retarded, but there will be information left deep in your brain for future revelations.

The best way I can describe a subsonic humaniod is a guy with a not very well structured skull and there's blood filling his head like a water balloon that's about to burst at any moment. If you see a subsonic humaniod RUN away don't try and act tough because you don't stand a chance.

My sister is a subsonic humanoid. I have to wash her, feed her, and teach her right from wrong.

Family means the world to me.

by Reader. April 1, 2009

Stonerifous Humanous

Stonerifous Humanous is a species that is very closely related to the homo sapiens. The species can also be called SFH for short. SFH smoke a substance called marijuana as much as possible. They are very happy most of the time. All they need is their marijuana, munchies (food), something to drink and music. Their favorite type of music is often calming music. They are most commonly found listening to Sublime. This species is very unique and is still undergoing study.

Stonerifous Humanous is a cool species.

by Jesse [At Least 90] May 30, 2007

humanostics

Humanostics was born by combining "human" with "diagnostics"

Companies excel through focussing on their humanostics i.e. setting the strongest teams, using dianogstics to assess candidates and to inspire existing team members to perform optimally

by sturpede March 24, 2019

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.

"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020

Humanoid Artoo-Detoo

a midget on rollerskates dials and speaks into a speakerphone. You catch them and force a garbage can over their head, then continue to push them down a street.

Lets go humanoid artoo-detoo the nieghbors husband, he's been acting like a dick lately

by Gessika October 29, 2012

Humanocentricity

Similar to geocentricity ((earth-centered cosmos) referencing a human centred world view that relegates all other life forms to a secondary and much inferior position. This allows for a usury of non-humans sentient life without moral compunction.

Why don't you step on bugs, then?

Because I do not subscribe to the humanocentricity belief that only human life is sacred, actually.

by plat0 June 29, 2010