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hertz

A measurement for sound frequency, the less hertz, the less high pitched, the more hertz, the more high pitched. The average hearing range in hertz is 20 to 20,000 hertz, but it varies due to age, the younger you are, the more you hear. Most animals have a larger hearing range to us.
Little kid: Ow, can you hear that sound with lots of hertz? Its really painful!

Old man: Nope, can't hear anything, there is no sound with lots of hertz.
by ~N3RD~ March 13, 2014
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Hertz Donut

A common school prank, used as the subject of a mostly nonsensical joke in Cory McAbee's film 'The American Astronaut'.
"When he asked the boy if he would like a Hertz Donut, the boy said 'Not if you're gonna stab me in the eye with a pencil'. 'I wouldn't even touch ya', said Mr Stevenson.

"So when the boy agreed, he presented him with a photograph of the young man's fiancée at a bachelor party, on some guy's table, fuckin' herself with a beer bottle.

"As tears filled the young man's eyes, Mr Stevenson was heard to say 'Hertz donut'"
by MrBoyt February 28, 2010
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Hetzy

If you are "hetzy" you are pretty smart, cool and full of ownage! Originally this word comes from Germany where it has been made of the last name of a pretty smart man.
by Murat El Shalaffa Lezteh October 27, 2004
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hetzel

He used a hetzel
by hetzeluser December 27, 2008
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Half Chub Hertz

Half Chub Hertz is a phenomenon occurring when one enjoys music (most often low frequencies) so much that they develop a limp boner/half chub.
Guy1: That bass line is so dank I've got serious Half Chub Hertz.
Guy2: Half Chub Hertz is only the half of it for me
by Halfchub1 March 9, 2011
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0.244212963 hertz

1. The purported frequency at which Aztec human sacrifices were occuring in 1487 during the reconsecration of the Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan. This is a period of 4.09478673 seconds between sacrifices. The number is probably inflated as a propaganda tool to use against their foes.

2. A mythical radio modulation method that uses very low frequency blood waves to send propaganda to Conquistadors.
1. The Aztecs were slitting people's chests and tearing their hearts out in the 0.244212963 hertz range.

2. What Ham mode is faster than 30 seconds per dot Morse code and has an equal signal propagation written in blood? Tune to 0.244212963 hertz (0.000244212963 Mhz Upper Sideband(!))on your rig to hear the answer!
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Hertzberg

One or several subhumans sharing the common characteristic of having a large skull.
Yo hertzberg, you have a big fuckin head, fuck you.
by John March 16, 2003
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