hovercraft

1: A hovercraft, or air-cushion vehicle (ACV), is a vehicle or craft that can be supported by a cushion of air ejected downwards against a surface close below it, and can in principle travel over any relatively smooth surface, such as gently sloping land, water, or marshland, while having no substantial contact with it.

2: Something that may, or may not be full of eels.
by Sebastian Viklund Åsberg June 25, 2006
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When you HAVE to use a public bathroom and HAVE to use the stall, but the seats are too disgusting to actually sit on and there's no seat covers so you have to just pull down your pants and hover your butt over the side of the bowl and drop your load in like a hovercraft dropping shipments/torpedoes.
Dude, that toilet was so disgusting, I had to do the hovercraft!

Guy one: Eeeewwwww, this seat is nasty!
Guy two: Just hovercraft it, dude.
by danethebrain January 16, 2008
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hovercrafting

Another term for dry-humping.
My virgin girlfriend would allow nothing but hovercrafting with jeans on.
by Jack-hole-lantern October 06, 2006
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hovercraft

During anal sex, the "receiver" releases gas, that causes the "supplier" to experience a slight loss of contact.
Kenny gave Chris a hovercraft during their amazingly passionate gay intercourse.
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Hovercrafts

a person that hangs at dope( meth) house to get high for free. They will go from room to room hovering intill someone gets them high.As soon the person is out of stuff the hovercraft will immediately move on to the next person.
"how many hovercrafts are you going to let in your house?"" I hate seeing all these hovercrafts in your room""Do i have to throw a 20 pice out the front door to get you guys out of here"
by BIGFEETS_17 December 04, 2011
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hovercraft

to be bad at picking up broads. and having no wheels

man i cant pick up any broads tonight i am hovercraft
man i got no wheels i am a hovercraft
by gongerstein February 10, 2009
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hovercraft that hoe

When ya shove that hoe down on tha bed, jump on her back and fart whilst screaming "HOVERCRAFT THAT HOE!!!!" as you float up off her back slightly.
I totally got her with the hovercraft that hoe! last night.
by cherrythunder November 30, 2007
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