hovercraft

1: A hovercraft, or air-cushion vehicle (ACV), is a vehicle or craft that can be supported by a cushion of air ejected downwards against a surface close below it, and can in principle travel over any relatively smooth surface, such as gently sloping land, water, or marshland, while having no substantial contact with it.

2: Something that may, or may not be full of eels.

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

by Sebastian Viklund Åsberg June 28, 2006

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When you HAVE to use a public bathroom and HAVE to use the stall, but the seats are too disgusting to actually sit on and there's no seat covers so you have to just pull down your pants and hover your butt over the side of the bowl and drop your load in like a hovercraft dropping shipments/torpedoes.

Dude, that toilet was so disgusting, I had to do the hovercraft!

Guy one: Eeeewwwww, this seat is nasty!
Guy two: Just hovercraft it, dude.

by danethebrain January 17, 2008

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hovercrafting

Another term for dry-humping.

My virgin girlfriend would allow nothing but hovercrafting with jeans on.

by Jack-hole-lantern October 6, 2006

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During anal sex, the "receiver" releases gas, that causes the "supplier" to experience a slight loss of contact.

Kenny gave Chris a hovercraft during their amazingly passionate gay intercourse.

by Justin Rice, Carlton Kenney, Logan Revolt November 16, 2007

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Hovercrafts

a person that hangs at dope( meth) house to get high for free. They will go from room to room hovering intill someone gets them high.As soon the person is out of stuff the hovercraft will immediately move on to the next person.

"how many hovercrafts are you going to let in your house?"" I hate seeing all these hovercrafts in your room""Do i have to throw a 20 pice out the front door to get you guys out of here"

by BIGFEETS_17 December 3, 2011

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