houndini

As you're plowing your ladyfriend from behind, you pull out, pinch off, and cough up something on her back. When she looks back at you, cream on her face, and yell "Tah-daaaahhhh!"

"Hey, hon, that wasn't a houndini, w-"

by Alex Potter May 29, 2005

Houndini

A bit that Los Angeles radio host Rick Dees used to do where he would have a dog predict what sports team would win in an upcoming game (such as the Super Bowl) by giving him two bowls of kibble to choose from. Whichever bowl the dog ate from supposedly represented the team that would win. The name was a combination of "hound" (a kind of dog) and "Houdini" (as in Harry Houdini, 1874-1926), which was stupid since Houdini was an escape artist, not a psychic. Another L.A. radio host, Adam Carolla, did a similar bit with his dog on his morning show (2006-2009), thought of course he didn't call it Houndini.

Person A: "Man, that Adam Carolla had a hell of a nerve ripping off the great Rick Dees's Houndini bit!"
Person B: "Who the hell is Rick Dees?"

by SnakeMan24 July 5, 2009

hoe hounding

to be all over girls that you like, not giving them any room to breathe

guy1: "yo, where's james?"
guy2: "he doesn't have time for us now, he's busy hoe hounding.. constantly up that girl's ass."

by Mitsu Mike October 8, 2006

Hounding

When a person is out to put dirt on you whether its false or true they will do anything to ruin your relationship with the opposite/same sex of the person your interested/like or love.

what rick said that? damn he's hounding me pretty bad tell him to get off my nuts and stop being a hater.

by Ninjaix August 8, 2009

Hounding

Hounding, or to Hound. Actively pursue a member of the opposite sex. Generally whilst partaking on a drinking binge, often with friends.

Yea I'm off hounding tonight, hopefully bad me a fitty by the end of the night.

Lets go hound us some fitties tonight lads (or girls for the feminine approach)

by robsta February 15, 2005

Hounding

A verb meaning to sexually desecrate a corpse if the individual died in an unsatisfactory way.

"Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!"

A classic example of a threat to perform an act of Hounding, as delivered eloquently by the Hound himself.

by bigbuttscantlie69 March 29, 2021

wizard hounding

When a chicks labia flaps like my Bloodhounds jowls when he's hanging he's hanging his out of my truck window at 80mph.

Linda's big ole labia flaps were Wizard Hounding like my old dog Henry's jowls when he's hanging his head out of my truck window.....and that shit smells like my five year old house shoes.

by Dawgbreff March 7, 2018