houndin 

Much like a hound dog chases someone is on their trail. Houndin is following someone around, always calling or being in their business.

"Man, this chick is houndin me!"

houndin by AnonymouS617 September 18, 2005

Fat-Houndin' 

1.To eat an excessive amount of unhealthy food that is not yours or that is meant to be shared by a group.

2. A person that eats an excessive amount of unhealthy food that is not theirs or is meant to be shared by a group.

1.Hey, man, quit fat-houndin' the chips so there's some for everybody.
2. You ate all of the food in my refrigerator, you fat-hound.

Fat-Houndin' by Cobmckin November 10, 2011

Houdini Torpedo 

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

Houdini Torpedo by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

hounding around 

Hounding around can mean anything from doing hoodrat shit with your friends to vaping in your car driving around because there are no moves that specific night

You bro what y'all up to tonight? Any parties?

Nah prob just hounding around

hounding around by Thatlatestjoob557788 November 2, 2017

Hounding 

Someone who eagerly and persistently pursues a person even though their communication is unrequited.

Man1: What ever happened with that chick you met last weekend?

Man2: She sent me 10 text messages, 22 emails, and has called me 15 times. She's hounding me!

Hounding by TheV-Man January 22, 2011

Houdini poop 

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.

Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."

Houdini poop by Faceplant307 December 21, 2015

self houdini 

A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.

"What's on your face? "
"I'm not sure."
"How are you not sure? Did you self Houdini?"

self houdini by Bulk Hogan December 21, 2017