Hotel California

None of the definitions on here are correct about hotel california. Well some are SORT OF correct, but the real story behind hotel california is, before 1969 the one hotel california that they were talking about was a satanist church. If you have ever seen the actual cover of the original album you can see the "leader" of the satanist church anton levey.

Hotel California, One of the popular songs by The Eagles, was about a sort of things. 1. It had references to drugs 2. It had references to sex

and finally

3. The song was about a satanist church that was turned into a hotel in 1969.

by TheSweetChild December 12, 2006

Hotel California

An elite group of computer users in Las Vegas, Nevada responsible for any number of technical, graphical, & philosophical advancements over the last 10 years.

You read much THC lately? Some really interesting stuff.

by Anonymous March 06, 2005

hotel california

Song created by the eagles about their drug rehabiltation

Hotel california was a great song

by tommy April 19, 2005

hotel california

A song about a whorehouse in California.

"Warm smell of coitus, rising up through the air."

by Assweepay July 16, 2005

Hotel California Girl

one who has a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls "friends."

Lisa is a Hotel California Girl; she has a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls "friends."

by wouldaben December 17, 2010

hotel california relationship

A term describing when a long term couple breaks up, but can't stop getting back together multiple times. Derived from the line in the Eagles song, "You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave."

My roomate keeps wanting to get back with his ex-girlfriend, but I keep telling him, "Come on dude, check out of the Hotel California once and for all!"

How long have they been going out? It seems like forever! Naw, they're broken up but I think they're gonna start a Hotel California Relationship now.

by Johnny B Camaro October 07, 2005

Pegging at Hotel California

Prostrate finger penetration (aka a good ole PEGGING) at Hotel California that detonates a mustard gas fart!

Dee went to check into John’s Hotel California; but when she did enter the masters chamber, she detonated the Del Taco toxic mustard gas fart!!!! Welcome to the Pegging at Hotel California!!! It’s a real SHIT HOLE!!! Wear protective gear!!!

by Cougar Sport Killer November 24, 2020