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Hautian Hoochie

ho-SHIN HOOCH-ee –noun

A class of female currently residing in Terre Haute, Indiana, usually between the ages of 16 and 24. They can be identified by their enthusiastic use of facial cosmetics, skin which is tanned to an excessive degree, and an IQ approximately equal to that of the Hexaprotodon Liberiensis, otherwise known as the Pygmy Hippopotamus.

(Note: Upon exceeding their expiration date, the female will increase in bodily volume at an exponential rate.)
Mark: "Dude! check out the basket of buns at 2 o'clock"

Winston: "The specimen in question appears to be a Hautian Hoochie. I would advise the classic 'Pump then Jump' maneuver."
by Hero523 August 4, 2007
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hotchsexual

i love hotch so much that i’m now hotchsexual
by Dancer C December 29, 2020
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hoochie mama

a word conservative moms use for “hoe”
“Honey don’t wear that! You look like a hoochie mama!”

“Sweetie, promise me you’ll never be a hoochie mama?!”
by emilym41 March 13, 2018
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hoochiefied

-A slutty or provocative appearance
-from the word 'hoochie'
'far dat gurl is hoochiefied..look at what shes wearing G'

'dayum look at dat fine as hoochie'
by Maregols January 17, 2004
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hotchkee

oh no..what a hotchkee
by the maker of hotchkee May 29, 2010
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hoochie munchkin

A hoochie munchkin is a beer store employee who wears big hoop earings and wears very short skirts. She tends to have a very high pitched voice (like a munchkin), and hooches herself out to random customers!
Hey, hoochie munchkin, I'd like to order one Max Ice, please!!
by hooch monster February 25, 2010
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Hoochie Coochie Dancer

The Hoochie Coochie was a sexually provocative dance that originated at the Philadelphia Centennial Exhibition in 1876. It became more widely popular in 1893 during the Chicago World's Fair.

The term "Hoochie-Coochie Girls" was utilized by Carnival Barkers to describe scantily clad female dancers performing in side shows. The term was used up to the early 60's. Many older people still use the term to describe modern day strippers.
by Rich-D December 7, 2012
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