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hostess with the mostest

A most dedicated hostess willing to please everyone.
Also- the most groovy put out chick...
This is a groovy party and you are the hostess with the mostest.
by Avior April 10, 2005
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hostess cake

A corner-store treat that can be utilized for several purposes, including as bait for an overweight person.
Mama: Get yo' fat ass up and do some laundry!
Child: Hell, no! Get the fuck outta my face, biotch!
Mama: I'll give you a twinkie.
Child: ok.
by Courtney_Smith September 28, 2004
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hostess hunter

A male restaurant employee who targets hostesses as the object of their affection.

This often leads to awkward situations in the workplace due to workplace hierarchies, age differences, and the spreading of rumours. Relationships can be more sexual and casual in nature (i.e. hookups) or more serious and long term. In any case, being a hostess hunter can be quite risky, since it can damage one’s professional reputation, and often ends with the hostess being collateral damage.
Wow, Kevin is hanging out with Cindy today? He's quite the hostess hunter.
by saw2015 September 7, 2016
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Hostess Peach Pie

The best tasting thing ever but it's never in stock.
Man that Hostess Peach Pie was the BE. I ate it up like it aint nothin. Pladow!
by MicMac23 July 9, 2009
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Hostess cupcake

the filling of a black woman with a white man's cum.
Damn that white boy did a hostess cupcake to that girl...
by Dan Lisk September 30, 2006
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Hostess caker

A male who spends money on women in the strip club. A male who is married and spends money on other females looking for something in return.
"If Pimp C were here he'd call me a hostess caker, cuz you dancing up them dreams just shaking your money maker"
~ Paul Wall

Tiger Woods was being a hostess caker when he was spending money on other woman and cheating on his wife.
by Jay Bugsy October 17, 2010
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Hostess Clusterfuck

A sandwich consisting of 2hostess twinkies, 1hotess dingdong, and 2 Hostess Snowballs.

Put one snowball facedown then place your two twinkies on to then put your ding dong on top of your two placed twinkies. Top it all off with a snowball face down.

WARNINGS:
Heart Failing
Burning sensation in the throught.
Sweeting
Heat Stroke
Diabeaties
by Hotess Master November 13, 2011
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