hosea

Lovesick, broke and searching.

A man who's heart and money were taken by his one true love, commonly refered too as Gemma, so he consoles himself by searching for the ultimate ride.

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

Hosea Matthews

he's very skeptical about things and likes to help with the planning, he's also very kind and caring

omg he made me coffee???? that's a Hosea Matthews move right there

by WeAreNotCriminalsWeAreOutlaws November 20, 2021

Hosea Vao

Someone who never comes to school.

Person 1: “Are you coming to school?”

Person 2: “Nah im gonna pull a Hosea Vao”

by Yeah Ok Buddy June 19, 2020

Hosea's tropical summer

When you cum in a girls ass, use a turkey baster to suck the cum out of her ass, inject the cum into your own ass, then have the girl suck it out with her mouth. Similar to felching.

"Me and my girlfriend had a Hosea's tropical summer last night".

by Frits the Flammenwerfer man September 28, 2017

Hosea

A small chipmunk that is really horny 24/7

You never want to be a Hosea

by KadenKutzer December 29, 2020

Hosea

Someone who is in an arranged-marriage with a promiscuous female/slut

because of obedience to his Father God.

You're such a Hosea good boy!

by Elijah7 July 26, 2020

Hosea Augurius

A boy with an interesting haircut and is very thin that you can see the bone. He uses a grey backpack and a green lunch bag to school every day and he also uses a think book laptop with a white earphone

its just Hosea Augurius

by Say Darna August 18, 2022