A man who's heart and money were taken by his one true love, commonly refered too as Gemma, so he consoles himself by searching for the ultimate ride.
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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he's very skeptical about things and likes to help with the planning, he's also very kind and caring
omg he made me coffee???? that's a Hosea Matthews move right there
by WeAreNotCriminalsWeAreOutlaws November 20, 2021
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Person 1: “Are you coming to school?”

Person 2: “Nah im gonna pull a Hosea Vao”
by Yeah Ok Buddy June 19, 2020
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When you cum in a girls ass, use a turkey baster to suck the cum out of her ass, inject the cum into your own ass, then have the girl suck it out with her mouth. Similar to felching.
"Me and my girlfriend had a Hosea's tropical summer last night".
by Frits the Flammenwerfer man September 28, 2017
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A boy with an interesting haircut and is very thin that you can see the bone. He uses a grey backpack and a green lunch bag to school every day and he also uses a think book laptop with a white earphone
its just Hosea Augurius
by Say Darna August 19, 2022
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Hosea is the sweetest guy on the planet. i’m absolutely in love with him and he means everything to me. Hosea is handsome, charming, charismatic, funny, adorable, and absolutely perfect. he is the man i intend on marrying.
kendall: hosea? i love you
hosea: i love you too kendall
by randomtrany July 30, 2022
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Someone who is in an arranged-marriage with a promiscuous female/slut

because of obedience to his Father God.
You're such a Hosea good boy!
by Elijah7 July 26, 2020
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