hortonize

Mainly used in canada.

it means going to Tim Horton's and get a coffee and/or some blueberry muffins, chocolate coockies, doughnuts, bagles...
the word was created in London, Ontario by reseachers in medical biomechanics during long experiments.

i go hortonize
i need to get hortonized, shall i bring you a blueberry muffin?
did you get hortonized already, lets go and grab a coffee and and some coockies

by gabor puskas August 20, 2011

Horton

Horton is a shit-hole village in North Staffordshire, England. Most people from Horton either:
A/ Live there all their life and never know anything better, or
B/ Get out of there as soon as f*cking possible and try to purge the place from their memories.

"Aye up, where're you from?"
"Horton."
"Of right, that's why you stink of slurry then"

by smaugleroin April 25, 2009

Horton’s Law

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.

Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.

by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Krista Horton

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you

“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice”

by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021

Tim Hortons

A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.

I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.

by Beth Robertson November 08, 2003

Tim Horton

A professional hockey player in the NHL who spent most of his career with the Toronto Maple Leafs, also played for the Pittsburgh Penguins, the New York Rangers and the Buffalo Sabres until his untimely demise in a car accident in February of 1974 at the age of 44.
He was also the founder of the hugely successful Tim Hortons donut and coffee chain.

I bet a lot of people have no idea who Tim Horton was.

by nighthawk4u October 08, 2007

Hot Horton

When you tell someone they had better let you do what you want or else you threaten to give this place a “Hot Horton”. This where you drop your pants and drop a load of squishy pickles and use them for monkey poo flinging practice like May 17th, 2018 when a woman from Langley, Canada was caught on camera pooping on floor at Tim Hortons and throwing it at an employee because she was denied the use of the bathroom.

Dad, If you don’t give me the keys to the car, I will thrown down a Hot Horton right here, right now!

by HortonSeesAPoo June 03, 2018