a horseback rider is perhaps the greatest athlete, ever. Not only does she have to control a 1000 pound animal with the help of a small piece of metal, but she has to do it while making it look like it is effortless. Not to mention when they start putting things in front of you and you have to jump them.
Horseback riding takes every muscle of the body and is the most intense, dangerous sport. period.
Horseback riding takes every muscle of the body and is the most intense, dangerous sport. period.
by LISEEEEYYY September 23, 2012
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Very dedicated to her sport.Talks to her horse like its a person.Spends night and day at the barn.Can get over any guy with the help of her horse
by ctb16 March 23, 2010
Get the Horseback rider mug.a rare form of animal that combines the grace of a thoroughbred horse with the anger and vile nature of a hammerhead shark. known to live on land or inhabit the water.
holy crap, that horshark bit off my thigh.
what a nice day on the water. i wish i was a sweet horshark.
hey does anyone know when the latest horshark mixer is going down? i'd like to meet a nice horshark guy.
what a nice day on the water. i wish i was a sweet horshark.
hey does anyone know when the latest horshark mixer is going down? i'd like to meet a nice horshark guy.
by Frizzooooo November 3, 2008
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Also describing something someone’s made or created that looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like.
Also describes something someone’s done that looks like it’s been done by a complete mongotoid.
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Laughing uncontrollably for a good half hour before I composed myself and said to my mate “dude, that is absolute horsewank!! It looks fuck all like a shepherd’s pie”
by Iwannariot November 11, 2019
Get the horsewank mug.A very intense sport which requires the use of every single muscle in you body to stay on when your horse decides he is finished. It also requires you to get up really early saturday morning, so it doesnt get too hot. It requires you to be out at the barn at any time 24/7 in the case that your horse decides to hurt himself and cost you hundreds of dollars. Considered the hardest sport, But in the end, Its worth it.
Person 1: horseback riding is gay&easy.
Person 2: ride a horse for an hour or so around dinner time, then come tell me its easy.
Person 1: My ass hurts like crazy!
Person 2: Why? all you did was ride yesterday.
Person 1: What the hell.
Person 2: ride a horse for an hour or so around dinner time, then come tell me its easy.
Person 1: My ass hurts like crazy!
Person 2: Why? all you did was ride yesterday.
Person 1: What the hell.
by youme&thebeach September 9, 2009
Get the HorseBack Riding mug.A very intense sport which requires the use of every single muscle in you body to saty on when your horse decides he is finished. It also requires you to get up really early every saturday during summer the only time you have free because of school. It requires you to be out at the barn at any time 24/7 in the case that your horse decides to hurt himself and cost you hundreds of dollars or when you have to get ready for shows at 2 or 3 in the morning. Considered the hardest sport,excluding bullriding and broncos, because you are not controlling an inanimate object but one that has a mind of its own. It also requires immense amounts of time.
but in the end its all worth it.
but in the end its all worth it.
what did you do this weekend?
nothing I was at a horse show.or I was horseback riding.
Hey you wanna do something tonight?
Can't have to go tend to my horse so I can get up at 2 am to go to a horse show.
How was your day?
great my horse just cost me a buttload of money for his vet bill.
nothing I was at a horse show.or I was horseback riding.
Hey you wanna do something tonight?
Can't have to go tend to my horse so I can get up at 2 am to go to a horse show.
How was your day?
great my horse just cost me a buttload of money for his vet bill.
by Jeffnjoe March 22, 2009
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