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Horsegate

"To shut the stable door after the horse has bolted", an idiom as old as horsemanship. Now it has a one shorthand, Hashtag friendly word to define the entire concept due to David Cameron and Razor the police horse in the scandal referred to as Horsegate. The origins on Gate as a suffix are in the Watergate trials of Richard Nixon
Getting health insurance after your first paragliding accident is a bit horsegate.
by MikeSynonymous June 20, 2012
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Housecat Roommate

A roommate who comes and goes with no heads up or warning. Oftentimes, they disappear in the middle of day and don't return until late at night. They also leave alcohol at the door, in similar fashion to a cat with dead animals.
My bro is such a Housecat Roommate. H literally vanished at noon yesterday, and he got back at two in the morning. Where does he go?
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
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Horecato

Horecato is a business term (acronym) which refers to those companies operating in the Hospitality, Restaurant, Catering and Tourism fields.
HorecatoHoreca company hotel & Hospitality hospitality & Catering Hospitality & Tourism
by Carl2322 November 6, 2011
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housecat

Asian girl who comes to your party and never says a word, just observes everyone.
I had four Asian chicks at my house this weekend but two of em were total housecats.
by Timmy Kobra June 21, 2007
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head like a housecat

dude i bet ur bitch gives good dome...she gotta head like a housecat.
by Peepskin November 17, 2003
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Horsecut

1. A person that is a legend in his own head, and tries to single handedly, yet not naively, save the world. Although he may be extremely cynical, he has a fine-tuned moral compass, and can never manage to perform an ill-intentioned deed. Also, tries desperately to live up to their alter ego, Cutslut.

2. A person with the absolute highest degree of sarcasm that can fit into a personality.

3. A absolutely wicked and legendary Giza.
That Horsecut has dealt with his share of issues and now he is living up to his true Cutslut self.

That Horsecut made fun of my crocks and hurt my feelings.

Did you catch that Horsecut over there, he just gave me an epic light show!
by CeCe44 April 29, 2008
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Housecatitis

A condition that affects persons believing themselves to be authorities on the subject of alleged cougar sightings. When the condition presents itself, the affected person will mistakenly claim that photos of animals such as cougars and even deer are "housecats", thus the term Housecatitis.
When Jim saw the trail-cam photo of a deer that some claimed to be a cougar, he mistakenly proclaimed it to be a housecat. Jim had come down with a case of housecatitis.
by Just a Little Kitty Kat September 11, 2009
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