hordazzle

Something which is so dumb it defies description. Usually used in the context of something idiotic. So horrifying its dazzling.

noun ) hordazzlement
verb ) hordazzle
Adj ) horrdazzling

(adj) That joke was so bad it was hordazzling
(noun) The meeting where the manager forced the young girl to play piano in front of the rest of the staff was a hordazzlement
(verb) he would hordazzle the group with the story of how he learned to have sexual relations with animals.

by Kadom April 8, 2007

honkizzle

Bastardization of honky

Fo shizzle my honkizzle

by Racara June 27, 2003

hortizle

n; the killing of a thousand gnomes

in the great hortizle of alabama, the long term effects were devistating

by macie stamets May 3, 2008

hodizzle

Another word for best friend, the one of which you call many derogative terms but change them up to become a term of endearment.

Yo foolz, this is my hodizzle!

by yahfosho October 22, 2011

Hornicle

When you get a boner and it's too cold, your penis suddenly freezes.

In Antarctica, Eskimos get hornicles when they see the sexy female Eskimos.

by |Penisland| April 23, 2012

Hobizzle

Every bar in the world has at least one hobizzle somewhere inside. She is trashy in attire, slutty in behavior, and bitchy in character. What a treat.

"OMG. Rikki. Did you see what that dumb hobizzle over by the bathroom is wearing?"

-Cheyanne

"Ew, totals. That hobizzle disgusts me completely."

-Rikki

by Bonestorm Twins October 22, 2008

horazzle

Kind of like "hooray" but not quite. It's pretty universal. It's fun to say. Try it!

Horazzle!

HIP HIP HORAZZLE!!

by E. Just E. February 9, 2005