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Unimaginitive and very predictable. is "exceptionally punctual" (lol). when playing rock paper scissors (see rock paper scissors) she always picks rock even when someone says"you are going to pick rock aren't you". she is a amazing teacher who has almost no short comeings except being the worst at rock paper and scissors.....and any other game ever played
In one word...Awsome
Studnet:Miss horley do you want to play rock paper scissors?
Horley:Yes lets play.
Student:You are going to pick rock aren't you?
Horley:Maybe maybe not.
Student & horley:Rock Paper Scissors
(miss Horley picks rocks and student picks burmese python.)
Student:So predictable
by jollotta November 29, 2007
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Horsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to mammals in the Equidae family, most commonly the Equus ferus caballus, or better known as the domestic horse.
Anne Marie is horsexual
by AufulPerson69 June 19, 2017
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Horley

the sussiest guy on earth who lives in his HorleyShed™ and sweats on kids on CoD Warzone on the PS4
he is so sussy i swear he is the definition of sus go look up sus you will see Horley
Horley is so sus
by CattyMeowy May 22, 2022
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horsexual

Someone who is sexually, physically, and or emotionally attracted to horses/ponies etc.
She's a horsexual
by SexyStallionLvr March 14, 2017
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Horley

Horley is the physical state of being both sexually aroused and unwell with flu-like symptoms. Being horley is being both horny and poorly simultaneously.
Archibald: How are you this morning Percival, still poorly?
Percival: Morning Archibald, I am actually so horley that I just sneezed my way through a full orgasm.
Archibald: Oh wow, and how was that?
Percival: It was both unsettling and magical.
by Gladys66 September 3, 2019
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horle

A hoe ass nig named Alexis that just drinks pop and aspires to be a stripper
That Alexis is such a horle
by Fatbitch2336 June 5, 2018
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HORLEY

All the shops are shut because it smells of despair and wee. The only saving grace for this mish mash of new estates and 60's bleakness is nothing at all because it is truly terrible. Angry young men strut around talking like gypsy cockneys and their sportswear and Pandora clad spouses reduce the bravest heart to jelly.
"Wanna got to Horley? - Do I fuck!"
by STREAKY_BACON January 6, 2021
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