Horizontal Boogie

another word for making love, fucking, etc.

my girl friend and i did the horizontal boogie all weekend long.

by Devon Wostenberg September 13, 2004

oriental tug

The art of masturbation by yourself or a friend, with the usage of chopsticks.

I was in the local chinese restaurant and my girlfriend gave me an oriental tug under the table.

by Chocolate Booty Man December 17, 2011

horizontal bop

the sex act, copulation

They only ever thought about who was doing the horizontal bop with who.

by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2009

Horizontal refreshment

Getting laid, having sex.

John: Damn! Did you see that girl?
L: Yeah that thang swangin, I will go see if she is interested some horizontal refreshment.

by Hell owe December 14, 2014

Oriental Rice Torture

The act of inserting grains of rice into a Chinese male's urethra, then ejaculating him so that his semen has a rice pudding-like consistency.

Mr. Wong was open to various types of sadomasochism, but oriental rice torture had always frightened him.

by ADizzleDonkey June 1, 2009

Horizontal stalactite

Is the build up of semen on the rear divider of a desk. Overtime the dried semen forms a stalactite on the horizontal plane.

What is that under your desk Jimmy?
Oh that's just my horizontal stalactite Mum.

by GDSS October 20, 2008

horizontal shit

A shit that is horizontal.

A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.

"damn man, yesterday I had a horizontal shit so bad it made my ass look like the Japanese flag"

by LongWangChang September 3, 2016