e-hoarding

To keep all your electronic files and messages and other "data" until it piles up for no good reason, such as saving ridiculous numbers of email messages that you'll never look at again.

if I don't give up e-hoarding and do a mailbox purge, I'm going to exceed my 7GB gmail limit!

by brooke's eye March 19, 2010

Hoarding the jerky

The intense build up of semen in men due to lack of sex or the much needed occasional jerk off. Has been known to cause much more serious conditions such as soggy balls or the overwhelming sensation that the ball sac feel tight and weighted down.

Man! Latisha hasn't had sex with me in weeks! I'm afraid that I might hurt myself if I keep hoarding the jerky like this!

by Ju ju man March 4, 2010

Friend Hoarding

When somebody on Myspace adds thousands of friends with whom they never interact with.

Sally participates in friend hoarding to fill a deep void in her sad, pathetic social life.

by Turtle89 September 22, 2009

emotional hoarding

When you hold onto relationships, feelings or emotions too long past when they should have been let go

Its been 2 years, You should move forward he doesn't love you, why are you a emotional hoarding

by KICK USA May 19, 2014

Pussy Hoarding

The act of trying to consolidate as many girls as possible at you or a close friends house party and then kicking out all their male friends so you can have free reign of the booty. This tactic works best with high school girls, because a. their friends are pushovers, and b. they can't leave since you just kicked their ride home out.

Bart: Do you want to go to Joey's party later on man?

Amundred: Nahh, he's just going to be pussy hoarding again. Last weekend that dastardly man kicked me out and tried to penetrate my girlfriend!

Bart: Waah?? That's mightily uncool, brosif!

by cumonacryinggirl September 4, 2011

hybriding

A term coined in the MMORPG runescape for Player Killing with multiple attack styles (mage/mellee or mage/range).Also a pure world of hybriding excists with overhead prays,hugging and Jukes where many like "Staple" are at the top of their game. Many hybrids are said to have graduated from the "binu22 school of hybriding" for their skill and speed.

person A: Wow did you see that hybrid named Nibo person B: Damn he killed him in like 5 seconds Person A: he must of graduated from Binu22 school of hybriding..

by iStaple January 20, 2011

hoarding teh awesome

When something (usually in a group of things) is so awesome that it makes everything around it seem bad. This cool thing could be described as "hoarding teh awesome."

Mike: "That new CD I bought isn't very good. The first track was so kickass that all the other songs on the CD seemed awful by comparison."

Steve: "That song was totally hoarding teh awesome."

by SJS 3 January 12, 2009