herpstache

A herpes outbreak on the upper lip. Non gender specific.

Good luck getting laid sporting that herpstache bro.

by jeffrogers October 31, 2009

hoopstash

-The area where there's just all hair and asscrack.

-Also used to compare a flaming person with a large supply of feggi on hand.

omg, Jimmy walked into celebrities so fast... his hoopstash is gonna be ringing tonight boyee!

by shakes November 16, 2004

poopstache

When you have poop on your upper lip like a mustache. You can have many types of poopstaches in the form of a traditional mustache- like pinchers, goatee, soul patch, etc.

Dang it, I hate having a poopstache, it stinks worse than open cow ass.

by Eva Westberg April 29, 2008