hooped

As in the colloquial usage of "hooped it". The act of balancing a volleyball, football or other inflatable object under ones buttocks while in a swimming pool.

Although giving the appearance and sensation of floating, the proponent runs the risk of opening his (or her) anus and "ingesting" the ball (or other object) into the colonic tract. Thus rendering the protagonist a "permanent floater" having hooped the ball.

Freakboy: "Dude, where's the damn volleyball? I wanna get on with the game!"

Hoopy-boy: "Man, I was floating on it and now it's gone. I think I hooped it!"

by Monty Cornwall June 2, 2008

hooped

when someone steals your rims or wheels.

Those guys hooped my wheels...

by who_else1234 December 14, 2009

hooped

To hula hoop

not really. I did that photoshoot, went to the shirdi sai temple of atlanta, and hung out.
oh.
and I hooped.
that's exciting to me.

by MaxtorChief April 2, 2011

Hooped

To play basketball

(Hoop) reffering to the net in basketball.

" I just hooped with my homies."

by Barlett June 8, 2018

Hooped

Colloquialism: means figuratively you are defeated; literal meaning: raped

You're hooped, my friend, I have a straight flush

by Wifey 7643279 October 26, 2020

hooped tap

A tap that unique in the way that it is hooped

io guy, did ya install the hooped tap?

by AbsoluteCuntOfADay July 9, 2020

hooped (Verb)

A term for the anal ringpiece - Hoop - is often made into a verb to form Hooped.
This refers to taking a beating of somekind, or being busy in the workplace.
It is also a derogatory insult for somebody, and fucntions as an adjective to describes one's hoop in its various states.

" Henry you're a dirty hoopsting!"
"Can't talk, we're getting hooped!"
"mmm kiss my hoop!"
"I'm not rimming you tonight Sam, your hoops all stinky!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003