Hoopstache

A ring of hair around your asshole.

EWWW dood look at that hoopstache!

by sourz December 19, 2003

oopstate new york

Essentially Upstate New York, used in the song "Joseph Smith American Moses" in the 2011 Musical "The Book of Mormon".

A small and odd village called oopstate New York.

by wangtianthu October 8, 2013

Hoopsnake

To attempt to perform fellatio on ones self.

"Steve was too drunk to play guitar so the band told him they were not going to pay him unless he entertained the crowd. He went up and attempted to hoopsnake on the stage".

by Monkeyfuss July 12, 2012

hoopstash

-The area where there's just all hair and asscrack.

-Also used to compare a flaming person with a large supply of feggi on hand.

omg, Jimmy walked into celebrities so fast... his hoopstash is gonna be ringing tonight boyee!

by shakes November 16, 2004

the hoop state

Kansas
Kansas is the hoop state and has the best hoopers

Gradey Dick is from the hoop state

by eason.no.nash. April 4, 2022

hoopsta

Like happy but with a dash of social anxiety

Friend 1: hoopsta birthday
F 2: thanks:)

by Gg7719p1Q July 13, 2019

Hoogstraten

When you’re incredibly tired and can’t be bothered doing anything

Ahh, I’m absolutely hoogstraten

by Lord Hunkenstein May 19, 2022