hooker's ashtray

(n) The worst taste on earth.

(1) "That weed you scored was dope, but it tasted like a hooker's ashtray."

by A M Cossaro September 8, 2007

Hooker's refrigerator

A sparsely filled refrigerator, containing of only a few items.
e.g. A yogurt, take out container and a half bottle of wine.

While looking for a soda I was amuse to see that Marina's refrigerator resembled the contents of a hooker's refrigerator.

by CheVolay June 7, 2009

hooker’s kazoo

An unexpected outbreak of oral sores from a musical origin.

No matter how much you like music, blowing on a Hooker’s Kazoo is NOT worth it.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except for Hooker’s Kazoo.

I used to stay at the Best Western, until I got Hooker’s Kazoo. Now it’s the Comfort Inn for me.

by Hooker’s Kazoo September 6, 2019

hooker’s fuck

An infinitesimal amount of caring, extremely close to the point of not caring at all.

I don’t give a hooker’s fuck how much money that bastard offers me; I’m not taking that job!

by therealpinball December 26, 2019

Hooker's for Jesus

A group of prositutes who sold themselves for Jesus. They were very successful.

Wanna handjob? $10 from the hooker's for Jesus. Bible reading in the alley.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Hooker's Shower

When one only washes thier: asshole, crotch, armpits, and teeth.

Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.

by Tremb1es April 7, 2020

Hooker's Nest

the location a hooker will take you to perform services. ie..incall, outcall.

the rooms attached to a brothel with numbers corresponding to the badge the prostitute is wearing.

"that chick's hooker's nest was nice. clean sheets, private and even hand a sink to take a whore's bath in..... I love this Brothel!!!"

by dirtycracker77 April 3, 2009