Hooker

Something that hooks.

I caught that fish like I caught an STD, through a hooker

by OniHere May 26, 2018

Hooker

Usually a girl named Alexis. She's always up on that pole, doin' her stuff. She is usually stupid drunk and will do pretty much anything. She is also usually really pretty, yet dumb.

Alexis, the hooker, walks on OBT with a hooters uniform, drunk and delusional asking people for money so she can "do stuff"

by im to poor for a name March 30, 2009

Hooker

n. Slang for an ex-partner monitoring your every move on social media

My ex-girlfriend lives across the country and knows I'm dating someone new. She's such a hooker.

by SI-Friend December 19, 2012

Hooker

When a woman spreads her legs like the splits except vertically. The man comes in from either her vag or behind. The woman can bend her knee over his shoulder if she gets tired if a man also gets a blowjob at the same time in a threesome it is known as "the big H"

"I was hookering Julie last night"
"Really how'd it go?"
"Well Conor came in and we H'd her"
"Sweet.."

by GAVIN ELMO January 13, 2009

Hooker

A town in the Oklahoma Panhandle

Joe: Where are you from?
Molly: Hooker... The town, not the profession.
Joe: No way?! there is really a town called that?!
Molly: Yes.

by thatgirlfromhooker October 22, 2012

Hooker

A slut that walks around fucking the entire world for money and probably makes more money than ur mum

Yo ur nan is a hooker

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

Hooker

How most men lose there Virginity among other things like , there wifes, jobs, and money.

"Jeffrey lost everything due to a hooker and the fact that he left his cellphone on the hotel nightstand with his wifes number saved in it."

by Matt Celeste November 13, 2003