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Hood ornament

A bottle of henessy glued to the hood of a ghetto car
Hurry up and kill da henny , im gonna give that impala a hood ornament
Hood ornament by Smartestdumbguy December 26, 2016

Hood Ornament

The woman with the hood ornament had to be patted down by security because the metal detector went absolutely nuts.
Hood Ornament by Dragonslayerr12 October 12, 2021

Hood Ornament

People that get hit by cars
The protestor was foolish enough to stand in front of the old lady's car. The old lady got angry and ran the protestor over, making her into a fancy hood ornament.

Carolina Hood Ornament 

1. A friend, who after leaving the bar, volunteers to ensure that your hood doesn't fly up and obstruct your vision, by sitting, laying, or otherwise sprawling himself across the hood for the entire ride back to the house.

2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.
1. Tony and Robbie forgot the hood was unlatched when they spun out of peewee's bar, so Robbie had to be the Carolina Hood Ornament all the way home after the hood flew up and they were unable to shut it.

2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.

Norwegian Hood Ornament 

When you take a big ole dumpy on the hood of someone’s car, in the cold; some of it gets warmed up by the sun and runs down the sides of the car appearing as a bow.
Bro you just got a Norwegian hood ornament!

Dutch Hood Ornament 

When you take poop on the hood of someone's car.
I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Hood Ornament when we broke up.
Dutch Hood Ornament by WTFuck July 10, 2014