Hornified

The Act of being horny

God damn I'm hornified.

by 13 March 26, 2003

hoeified

When two girls you are having sexual relations with wind up in the same place.

Daniel was hoeified when Jess showed up at the club he was already at with Vanessa.

by 300rum August 28, 2016

Hornified

a verb; a word that means you're terrified about what's about to come (heh) but you're kind of into it

charles - " are you ready, babe? "

you - " i don't know, charles, im pretty hornified right now.. "

charles - " ... what, with all do respect, the fuck does that mean? "

you - " do you really wanna know? "

charles - ".. yeah, let's just fuck. "

narrator - " and that's how the dinosaurs died. the end. "

by sad owl whore June 26, 2019

Hocified

Dead.

Hocificying, Hocify

CrazyCaper totally hocified that nub

by saltycaper710 December 10, 2020

Hoeified

The process of a modern person becoming looser and looser with their sexual morals thanks to porn, hookup culture, polygamy, Tik Tok, OnlyFans , and the glorification of sex work.

Verb: Hoeify

Man 1: "I went on a last night. I was really into her until she told me she has an OnlyFans. She was extremely upset after I told her I didn't want to date a girl with one".
Man 2: "Yeah dude sounds like she was hoeified. If this continues in our country, I don't know what world our kids will live in".

by wrongswhatwithme February 5, 2023

hobified

the process of turning into a hobe

That poor child used to be cool but the he hobified.

by Ghetoman April 16, 2003

Hornified

The state of being horny and terrified at the same time by someone/something

That chicks Halloween costume is so hot and scary I’m hornified

by Theflatni**er January 2, 2022