Hobonanism

The act of masturbation as performed by the homeless.

Unlimited internet access in public libraries encourages hobonanism.

by Mikey Mongol April 14, 2007

hobonation

When a hobo goes into hibernation

bloke 1: damn look at that hobo! he looks dead!
bloke 2: na man, he is in hobonation!

by giuseppster July 22, 2008

Hobonic

Possessing the qualities of a homeless person.
Also pertains to the powers of a hobo wizard, which are rare but mighty.

The hobo used his hobonic might to burn the bones off of the gangsta tryin' to jack his bindle.

by Garanje Automatic February 12, 2008

hombone

A homosexual male who exhibits the aesthetic qualities of a hambone, including, but not limited to: collar popping, frequent tanning (often indoors) and excessive gym usage.

Hey, look at those hombones. I bet they're going to pop a lot more than collars tonight!

Hombone 1: Hey sweetums, wanna fool around?
Hombone 2: No, I gotta go to the gym. I shit you not, I just started a new cycle of 'roids.
Hombone 1: And I haven't worked my pecs in 3 days! What was I thinking? We can pound ass later!
Hombone 2: Yeah, let's go.
Hombone 1: You can't leave the house like that!
Hombone 2: Like what?
Hombone 1: Your collar's not popped!
Hombone 2: Sweet jesus.

by Szatty January 16, 2006

HOnonymous

A Ho who refuses to provide her legal name.

I smashed with this hella dope chick last night, but she didn't hook me up with her info so she shall remain HOnonymous.

by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

HoBonus

The act of taking a one night stand out to breakfast the next morning.

Although the one night stand was marginal at best- Tommy felt it would be best to give Sally a HoBonus for her efforts.

by ArtieJ February 1, 2008

hobonerection

a smelly homeless guy who has a stiffy

Watch out for that hobonerection.

by Davester6675 August 14, 2004