Honmpfth

Created by Scientist and College Professor Scott Joseph Hines sometime in the early 2000's(pronounced hawn-fft with emphasis on the fft)It refers to someone who gets angry easily and is easy to aggravate (therefore you could say he is "honmpfting out") this person may be violent and enraged. Generally a honmpfth is a bigger person but not overly big just a medium big.
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Characteristics of a honmpfth include:
a strong disappreciation for family guy
a short temper
a red face
awkward conversationalist
manager at home depot
tendency to make strangesounds when hes mad
an overly agressive athlete
and much much more
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origins of honmpth
ham->hank->hank hill->hampton->hamuel->hollywood humplick->honk->honmpfth

"brandon is such a Honmpfth"

"did you see the way that Honmpfth just looked at me?"

"ted and frank were in the mall and ted started trouble and the security guard Honmpfthed out on on him"

by Professor Hines January 29, 2009

Honami Mochizuki

Honami Mochizuki is a very special fictional character. She is the drummer of Leo/need in "project sekai". Her favorite food is apple pie and buys around 20 of them each day. She can be described as "aww the skrunkly uwuwuwu". You see, Honami solos every character in every fandom for Honami is superior.

person 1: omg look it's Honami Mochizuki!!!

person 2: omg *waves to Honami*

Honami: *waves back*

by iiblocky August 24, 2022

Honanigans

1)The mischievous and unfaithful activities of women in committed relationships that results in universal frustration of devoted men and women.

2) Flirty Texting
3) Sexting
4) Asking men for gifts

5) Asking men to pay their bills
6) Pursuing a sugar daddy
7) Maintaining a sugar daddy
8) Affairs
8) Affairs with married men

9)Affairs with coworkers
10) Affairs with clients

Affairs with coworkers and customers simultaneously, Malissa is up to her same old honanigans

by FinalDaddy January 31, 2022

yo honah

How black people say, "Your honor"

Judge: And did you steal that man's bike?
Tyrone: I swear to god i didn't, yo honah!

by bruthermanjoe March 13, 2018

Honah Lee

The mystical land that is home to Puff the Magic Dragon. In the popular kids' song.

from Puff the Magic Dragon:
"Frolicking in the autumn mist of a land called Honah Lee."

by Derek D'Gilly November 9, 2004

honanza

A social situation with more females than males.

I showed up to the bar and it was an epic Honanza.

by Tri Mania October 9, 2006

honkpill

The honkpill is a declaration of freedom and an act of philosophical transcendence; it is the simultaneous acknowledgement of the blackpill with the decision to avoid its attendant nihilism - by consciously choosing to seek joy, to seek adventure, to seek light-hearted and self-amused mastery in the midst of all the chaos. The honkpill is a philosophy unto itself...and perhaps, in these trying times, is just the medicine this broken world needs.

It's a clown world that we can't fix, might as well take the honkpill and enjoy the ride.

by MugenSpoons April 9, 2019