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Homoless

Noun Adjective

Someone who is NOT homosexual but is willing to give it a try
Noun:
Did you know Sharon is a homoless?
Wait for real? So she doesn't mind giving it a shot?

Adjective:
Hey I'm feeling a bit homoless today.
by TeenieQueenie November 30, 2016
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Homolette

Used to describe douchie suburban kids that are mean to their mothers, flex throughout the day and get into altercations with things such as tables, Windows, chairs and paper towel despensers.
Dude your totally acting like a Homolette!
by Dingus91 September 3, 2016
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homolesbian

A homolesbian is a lesbian who likes cock, not a bi sexual women, but a women who identifies as a lesbian but is turned on by cocks.
Sandra Bernhart maybe a homolesbian
by Richard Mcwilliams April 1, 2008
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homolectual

someone having their own head up their ass
You homolectuals could fuck up a free lunch.
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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homovehiculating

complimenting the boss' truck in front of co-workers
during the meeting mike began homovehiculating over the new dodge
by underwriter August 12, 2009
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HomoLesbo

CPUoflove (aka Anyhony) is the biggest homolesbo in the world.
by nxtw February 19, 2003
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Homolectual

1. A person who believes anything they say is the ultimate authority due to their statement made in a whiny, nasally, sardonic tone and or with a disgusted, condescending look without any real basis or statistics supporting their claim.
2. Homosexual propagandist.
3. A person who believes the solutions to societal problems are legalizing and or imposing deviant sexual and or societal behavior.
4. A self-absorbed, narcissistic idiot.
Example 1:
Interviewer: You can't prove permanent global warming with the limited data set you have. Your data completely ignores the cooler than average temperatures in the southern hemisphere and discounts the natural shifts in the oceanic currents. At best, it's inconclusive.
Al Gore: ***Sigh*** That's because you aren't able to understand science. Excuse me, but I have to sell my failing TV station to a bunch of
America-hating, oil rich sheiks now. ***Sigh****

Example 2:
Homolectual: Gays have made many important contributions to western civilization without them it would crumble.
Person 1: What are they exactly?
Homolectual: Hairstylists, fashion designers, actors, singers and interior decorators.
Person 1: I believe Rome had other more pressing matters than a shortage of those professions.
Homolectual: Abraham Lincoln was gay. In fact, all great people are gay.
Person 1: Proof?
Homolectual: Breeder-homophobe!!!!!

Example 3:
Person 1: The country's broke! There's too much crime!!
Homolectual: Legalize all drugs and tax them. Legalize prostitution and tax it. Problem solved.

Example 4:
See any male or female pop artist, Hollywood actor or actress, or member of the liberal press. A member of the liberal elite.
by shaddup1000 August 5, 2013
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