holy shit

1)The Last Words Said Before Death.

2)The First Words Said, When You Wish You Were Dead.
1)"Pass me anouther beer. "HEY its a Red light!"HOLY SHIT!!"

2){waking up}" Wow what a party,why are you naked? HOLY SHIT!!"
by Freaky T July 08, 2006
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holy shit

1.The excrement of a deity or other religious figure.
2.An exclamation of extreme pain, pleasure, surprise, etc...
"Holy shit!" yelled John upon noticing the monkey in his shower.
by Aeon102 May 18, 2004
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Holy Shit

"Dude yesterday, I went to church and took a holy shit!"
by Mikemike43 May 02, 2010
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A holy shit

To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.

This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).
"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"

"No way dude that's crazy!"
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holy shit

Expresses a mixture of extreme fear/awe/surprise.

Often a stronger use of the word "shit".
*sees a huge stream of bomber-planes moving towards them* "Holy shit!!!" *runs*
by Mr. Zed September 11, 2006
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holy shit

A term said in amazement, came from a man who laughed so hard he shitted his pants. When he saw this shit the next day he said "Holy" Shit
by Jay Doshi October 05, 2006
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Holy shit

A Large Shit That was taken Inside of a church
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