holy roller

n. A devout Christian who oppresses others' beliefs under the condition that those beliefs are inconsistant with the oppressor's. See also psychotic neofacist bitch.

Gary's mom is a fucking holy roller.

by blueduck577 May 15, 2004

holy roller

A joint rolled out of paper torn from the Christian bible

Dude, this hotel has a free bible. Feel like a holy roller?

by twoThumbsThisGuy September 8, 2006

holy roller

Holy Roller was a derogatory expression for the classical Pentecostals who believed in dancing for joy with the Holy Spirit. The people who made up the expression were just rumor mongers who actually believed that Pentecostals actually rolled in the floor until they got holy. Some people misspell "Pentecostal" as Pentacostal.

If he is a Jesus Believing Pentecostal, he must also be a holy roller.

by TulseyJoe November 14, 2005

holy rollered

to be dumped by someone so they can pursue their relationship with God.

Damn Ryan, you just got holy rollered!

by Geoff P March 8, 2005

Holy rollers

Annoying gold diggers who have nothing better to do than go to church and punish their kids for no reasons && are way too over protective. They walk around singing "i will boast in the lord my god...i will boast in the one whos worthy...hes worthy" where you hear that song you know you have come across a holy roller.
aka SONYA=/

Holy rollers dont condone sexual behavior or talking to anyone of the opposite sex (but have 30 kids). Holy rollers are major hypocrites.

by Taylor-Marie March 7, 2008

holy roller

Like High roller this person is a rich, affluent Evangelist who makes his/her money though ridiculous Christian TV shows

That Jimmy Swaggart is a true holy roller

by seniorsick May 13, 2005

holy roller

a religious person, usually white and from orange county. listens to christian rock on the TBN

by dirTsamoan July 7, 2003