penis holster

A girl who is sleeps around a lot; easy; loose; whore; skank; slut etc. (insult)

a place where multiple guys frequently park their dick

condom

OMG, that girl slept with 5 different guys this weekend, multiple times, and her boyfriend still hasn't found out! She is such a penis holster!

God I'm horny, I gotta find me a penis holster for tonight.

I forgot my penis holster, and now she might be pregnant!

by Maggie Rose January 31, 2008

housebroken

Trained to act and behave appropriately indoors.

"My dog is housebroken. He knows to piss outside; not on the rug."

by WeAreAbsoulutelyAnonymous August 14, 2008

Holster your dick

To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.

On the way to a sales call:

Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."

Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."

Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"

Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."

by ergijreiljrvliwroiurvhni May 22, 2008

Chubby Cock Holster

A promiscuous, full figured woman who is builded like a brick shithouse.

Bradley said;
April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...

by BIGGEDD666 April 14, 2011

cock holster

U.S. Marine Corps slang for mouth.

"Shut your cock holsters and get on line!"

by Modernartmasterpiece October 25, 2006

Holstenring

Infamous Housing Projects in the eastern part of Altona-Ottensen (district of Hamburg, Germany) relatively close to downtown, best known for its heavy drug trafficking.
The Neighborhood got its name from the little park in the middle of the projects that is formed like a circle wich means "Ring" in german.

Ey Digga lass mal in den Holstenring, Ott ordern!!!

Okay Bruder! Im 'Ring gibt's immer was.

by $tarbuck February 29, 2008

Pecker Holster

Pecker Holster is a derogatory term for the mouth or one who performs frequent blow jobs. It is not a polite thing to say in almost any group, regardless of the sexual proclivities of the group.

Did I hear something come out of that Pecker Holster you call a mouth?

by Mudknuckle Circus December 2, 2013