you "hey mate that chick over there keeps checking you out ,"
friend " nah shes not even that attractive"
you " just remember any hole is a goal"
you to self "shes not even hot", "ohh well any hole is a goal"
friend " nah shes not even that attractive"
you " just remember any hole is a goal"
you to self "shes not even hot", "ohh well any hole is a goal"
by landerson4 November 21, 2016
Get the any hole is a goal mug.(Chiefly British) Perhaps alluding to soccer/football, this is the ribald motto, usually, of men who have been much drinking alcohol together... The resultant inebriation makes them extremely indiscriminate of the target for their ever-increasing horniness.
Rugby player #1: "Nigel, with one more Guinness down your neck, you're liable to go home with a tranvestite!"
Rugby Player #2: "Ay, mate, every hole's a goal, as they say. Cheers!"
Rugby Player #2: "Ay, mate, every hole's a goal, as they say. Cheers!"
by david lincoln brooks July 6, 2008
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When the video is SUS, you will enter the comment section and see this.
When the video is SUS, you will enter the comment section and see this.
by stysan August 9, 2022
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Guy A: “she’s cute.”
Guy B: “It’s a guy.”
Guy A: “if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Example 2
Guy: “I like you.”
Girl: “haha I’m actually a guy.”
Guy: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Girl: “Wait b-but I’m a guy!!”
Guy A: “she’s cute.”
Guy B: “It’s a guy.”
Guy A: “if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Example 2
Guy: “I like you.”
Girl: “haha I’m actually a guy.”
Guy: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Girl: “Wait b-but I’m a guy!!”
by BrickedUpLoli December 30, 2023
Get the If there’s a hole, there’s a goal mug."Katie used to be my best friend, but I totally hate that jealous bitch ever since she got in the way of me hooking-up with Todd. She knew I liked him, but couldn't keep her hands off him when we were at the bar last month. She is such a hole goalie."
by Chris Fritzen January 10, 2008
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