hogwash

when one refers to their penis as a "hog" and have to give it a cleaning.

Wow its been hot as hell outside and i've been getting really sweaty. i think its time for a good ol' hogwash.

by fireburnsppl March 15, 2019

hogwash

A hogwash is a trip to the restroom lasting for upwards of four to six hours. Usually larger people experience hogwash more often than smaller folk.

Our woodshop teacher has been out for a whole week and we have that really old really dumb substitute. Man, that was one long hogwash!

by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 12, 2006

happy hogwash

Something old southerners use when describing stuff that is total bullshit and random ass things.

what the hell what kind of happy hogwash is that

by Patty E November 25, 2016

Blunted Hogwash

Your are blabbering nonsense while intoxicated and/or under the influence of cannabis.

Blunted Hogwash

by Cudoskrn May 16, 2011

Load of hogwash

A load of hogwash refers to food fit for swine. As a matter of speech, the expression means nonsensical or unintelligible stuff that someone uses to explain for why things happen. To give it body, it is food fit for domesticated pigs generally called swine.

Reliable workshops will tell you a refrigerant top-up service is a load of hogwash. It is also a waste of your money. A low gas level means a leak in the car's air conditioning system. It needs immediate repair as a gas top-up offers you only temporary relief.

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swine food rubbish nonsense garbage

by chenrong January 8, 2017

Alabama Hogwash

Doing a Poo in a womans Vagina to provide Lubrication before Sexual Intercourse.

Carl: John gave Louise a Alabama Hogwash.
Harry: Thats sick!

by Noobrication April 4, 2009

Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics

When you somehow get the right answer in a math question using completely wrong reasoning.

How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics.

by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020