nofessional

Being unemployed. Having no profession. Being a professional at being profession-less.

After 9 months of unemployment, I've had an epiphany - I'm a nofessional.

by Pizza Hut Suitcase February 9, 2009

mofessional

adjective. To be very good at one's job, displaying competence, high quality standards, and attention to detail; this is the urban equivalent to "professional". This is sometimes used to denote "more professional". Written variations include "mo'fessional".

That boy is hella mofessional, he even got fancy name cards and shit.

You'd think he was mo'fessonal and all by the clean white rag that he shows off, but then you give him the 'ok' and homeboy goes and pulls out his dirty-ass rag from his back pocket for your windshield.

by biggie sf December 9, 2009

homofessional

someone who is professional at being homosexual

I'm a homofessional at this

by Jake from State Farm's khakis December 11, 2016

Gofessional

A professional at GOING and doing dope/cool stuff.

Origin: Bay Area
"I Go"

You didnt know we rented the whole club for the party?! Please, I'm a gofessional.

by Julian Janik April 3, 2008

Ross Hession

Ross Hession is a common name for someone with a big Penis

(After a nights sex two woman are talking) Oh my god, he's such a Ross Hession

by John trillman October 6, 2008

rofessional

Person who really has no set profession.

Im a rofessional !

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

hession

A sick lad that is extremely attractive, all the hot chicks want a hession in their life. Hession is a greatest soccer player in the world and he plays for Chelsea and then Real Madrid and he gets paid 2000 billion dollars a min and year.

Hession is just greatest name for a player

by Hession21 December 28, 2015