Hoeflation

Hoeflation is the result of two words put together. Hoe and inflation.

It is a slang which basicly means that it is the variation in the amount of money a man would have to spend on himself and on dates in order to meet the superficial requirements which "HOES" find attractive.

Since meeting girls or women that fit the carachteristics of a "hoe" are usually shallow and superficial, to invest in yourself in order to satisfy those requirements is in true an awful way to spend your money.

Average Joe : Why can't I find a nice girl to share a life together, to be my wife, to have a family and to raise kids? I’m getting tired of this dating life.

Wiseman : I see you all fit and groomed, dating girls from dating apps and in the end you are always complaining about anxiety and loneliness. Using your vocabulary I would say that HOEFLATION is too high nowadays. Women tend be much more selective than men on dates and nowadays with the help of dating apps, the options for women are virtually endless. So, in order to stand out between so many options, men are spending much more money in looks and material things in order to get the hoes attention.

Average Joe : So, what should I do?

Wiseman : Uninstall any dating apps completely, invest in knowledge and in your health. Be aware of life around you. Knowledge raises perception. Be interesting. The price of HOES may be very high nowadays but real women are PRICELESS and also YOU.

by Friend of the Wiseman May 26, 2023

Hoeflation

Neologism for the phenomenon of hoe inflation

Due to hoeflation, a good girl is now worth 5000 bitches

by doo-dooButt March 23, 2023

Hoetation

Original reference: HBO's Insecure
It is a phase during you life.

Hoe + rotating= hoetation

You are single (probably fresh out of a relationship)
You are "dating".
You are fucking anyone you want.
Not giving one fuck in the world.

You are in hoetation.

Darla just ended her long-term relationship and now she's free and single. She wants to be in hoetation now and do everyone!

by my_vickisecret July 26, 2017

hoeflation

The perceived increased valuation of a female, or hoe, on the rating scale

She’s a 4 but acts like an 8 - she is rating herself based on HOEFLATION.

by srslyRigby August 1, 2022

hoebation

When one is prohibited from any slightly promiscuous, slutty, or inappropriate behavior due to past behavior that was overly promiscuous, slutty, or inappropriate. Meant to help one clean up one's act.

Because of behavior at the dance, Sally was on hoebation and couldn't date the guy from juvi.

by Mr. Rotenburg March 9, 2009

Homecation

With the high cost of travel, people are opting to stay at home. In many cases, they are transforming their homes into a resort, which entertains their local family and friends in the comfort and security of their "personal resort".

With the money we saved in travel expenses, hotels, and meals, we fixed up our home and are on a permanent homecation.

by Eric Blair III October 1, 2008

Hoenation

A group of desperate, ugly girls who try to come across as alcoholics though they get drunk with frooti. They like to say that they're broke and spend their time wearing makeup and taking selfies in which they usually look like cows. They have hundreds of followers on social media but get only a few likes. The like anal sex and blowjobs. The call each other hoes and hence the word hoenation.

Look at that group of girls.They look like a hoenation

by slimjcash August 4, 2016