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Hoe bear

A male and/or female between the ages of 11 to 17 whom dresses and flaunts their "accets" like a whore or a slut.

In short, a hoe bear is generally a minor who is slutty or whorish. The best way to fend off a Hoe Bear, is to become

attractive and sexy to lure them in close distant to a light saber in which one should strike the Hoe Bear in the genitals

And it shall send the Hoe Bear fleeing to its home within the depths of its whispering eye. Some side effects of facing a
Hoe Bear are release of bowels, and irritability of cinnamon. Proceed with extreme caution!
"That girl is such a Hoe Bear! She slept with 5 guys just today"
by micholobeman123 April 4, 2010
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hoebernation

the time after halloweekend when the holiday season begins and girls are done hoeing around due to it being cuffing season. hoebernation enables couples holiday festivities and promotes optimal heat conservation through cuddling during these cold months.
i can now be in a relationship for christmas as i have gone into hoebernation after a crazy hoe season
by idkidk234 November 4, 2022
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hoebean

A term coined by the Worleys in the late 1900s. A slightly more affectionate way to point out someone’s hoe behavior. Typically used as a term of endearment.

It grows on a hoestalk and can be made into a hoebiscuit.
Mark, quit being such a hoebean or I’m going to put you out on the corner.
by Justcallme_Julie October 23, 2023
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