hobocat

a cat or kitten that sleeps in a cardboard box for long periods of time and cries pathetically at you for attention when you pass by, not unlike a hobo asking for spare change

"My roommate's hobocat is acting like no one ever loves it or feeds it."

by tSmashley October 20, 2011

Hobonanism

The act of masturbation as performed by the homeless.

Unlimited internet access in public libraries encourages hobonanism.

by Mikey Mongol April 14, 2007

homocantgo

A affliction affecting 98% of the homosexual community in the united states . Treatment is expensive but a cure is known.

Kevin cant make it to san juan he's suffering from homocantgo.

by Kevinllrobins June 9, 2016

homocanine necrophilliac

A homosexual man, who likes to rape dead dogs of the same gender! mmmm!

'oh dude, i just found out my mums a total homocanine necrophilliac! SWEEET!'

by adam,elle,clare and craigypoo January 16, 2009

hobopandaitarianism

the belief that when pandas die they will come back as hobos, and when hobos die they will come back as pandas, in a never ending cycle

lil kid- mommy, i'm going to be a hobo when i grow up
mommy- why is that?
lil kid- because i believe in hobopandaitarianism now, so if i'm a hobo, when i die i will become a panda!
mommy- O.o

by HP1996 June 28, 2011

Hoboman

The man outside on the street who you see everyday walking around with stuff he "bought" from Homeless Hardware.

Shane was a Hoboman for halloween

by toadnater November 28, 2003

Hobomania

When more than one hobo walks up to your car while stopped at a red light. It usually means trouble is coming.

Its a real hobomania in Houston today. You should roll up your windows for safety.

by UrbanDictionaryWizard August 12, 2011