Ho Cake

A dude who resembles a cupcake/muffin in contrast to an Alpha male. A little bitch.

"What?!?! That fool was saying that shit about me??? Fuck that little Ho Cake!!! I'll fuck him up and piss on his kids when I'm done!!!

by gyroshema January 4, 2010

HO CAKE

A dried patch of semen left on clothing or furniture.

Monica Lewinsky had a ho cake on her dress.

by BEEEE-YATCH June 29, 2009

ho-cakes

A crazy word that a MANIAC made up because he is SO jealous that the word HALLEJUICE was invented before this fugly word, HO-CAKES, which neab bryon.

what us a ho-cakes? bryon! because HE made it.

by Bryon phsyco Alston July 29, 2008

Ho-cake

When a person puts on so much makeup, it looks caked on, Usually involving a ho.

Bro did you see that ho-cake over there?

by UrbyForLife August 1, 2017