Hitch

A hypocrite who is a bitch.

That girl is a freakin' hitch.

by Greyedout October 22, 2011

Hitch-it

Noun:
The act or ceremony of marrying; marriage; nuptials

No Dawg, I cant play bones. I gotta be at J-Kwon's Hitch-it at noon.

by JZook October 4, 2008

hitch

when you fuck up or trip. usually when you are drunk or high. you can also verbal hitch, when you mess up your words. if you hitch and someone calls you on it u gotta touch metal or whoever called it can hit you.

that was a huge hitch!!

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Hitch

to get on a dick, dildo, or whatever fits

she hitched a ride on my dick.

by collin z. March 8, 2009

Hitched

The act that occurs when a person or persons stop for a hitchhiker and the vehicle is then stolen by the hitchhiker.

I was driving down the mountain road and saw a hitchhiker, I decided to stop to help and the motherfucker hitched me.

by Dostom January 31, 2015

Hitch

To thrust a sharp object, often a knife but possibly a #2 pencil or whatever else is handy, into another's flesh.

When my stepbrother hit my sister, I had to hitch that fag master.

by Prince of the Rodeo March 11, 2003

hitch

A word that Means Fucking Shit ball

He is such a hitch i hate him

by Da brat May 17, 2006