when you fuck up or trip. usually when you are drunk or high. you can also verbal hitch, when you mess up your words. if you hitch and someone calls you on it u gotta touch metal or whoever called it can hit you.
that was a huge hitch!!
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
Get the hitchmug. by Lovelyprince November 13, 2016
Get the Hitchesmug. by collin z. March 8, 2009
Get the Hitchmug. The act that occurs when a person or persons stop for a hitchhiker and the vehicle is then stolen by the hitchhiker.
I was driving down the mountain road and saw a hitchhiker, I decided to stop to help and the motherfucker hitched me.
by Dostom January 31, 2015
Get the Hitchedmug. To thrust a sharp object, often a knife but possibly a #2 pencil or whatever else is handy, into another's flesh.
by Prince of the Rodeo March 11, 2003
Get the Hitchmug. 